Eva Johnson poked in that bedroom that needs re-decorating

I'm informed that she may not be British, I'll do a bit of homework the next time I'm around. Anyway, that bedroom. I have a mate who decorated a bedroom of his house with the same wallpaper and the same curtains. It was 1994 (he tells me) as he knows for certain it was the first bedroom he did up after moving into a new home after divorce - so that dates the decor of this room. It's been used by all the British wank-mag specialists and Mature NL as well. Change the fucking decor ya skinflint!