Gooner Poison

Everyone you know is wank meat. All girls are porn. All celebs are porn. All bright neon colors are porn. Go to a pick out a bunch of D-Cup bras from your local Target and make sure you check out with the youngest cashier with the smallest boobs. Watch her face turn red as she scans a bunch of massive bras that she will never fill…now go home and masturbate to her shame you sick fuck. It’s not wrong, it’s in the name of gooning.