Peter North Face of the Day (Kelly Ripa)
Picture this celebrity courageously kneeling before Peter North offering up her pampered face before him. Visualize his phenomenal cum-cannon being unleashed at point-blank range at her face as wave after wave of jizz slams into nose, eyes, cheeks, and chin. Imagine her famous face cloaked in white, dripping in goo. Would she welcome the wicked dick-champagne with a smile, or recoil in absolute revulsion to the blitz of sperm? Would it really matter if she liked the jizz bath or not, as long as we did?